Hey cons, how did Saudia Arabia, Pakistan, & Sudan become part of the axis of awesome?

The silence was deafening last time I posted this. Saudia Arabia (home of the 9/11 hijackers), Pakistan (the hiding place of Osama Bin Laden), and Sudan (the killers of Darfur), how is it that they are our allies? How did they make Bush's axis of awesome? Compared to Iraq, Iran, & Afghanistan, what is the difference since they are all islamo-facist dictatorships of the most oppressive kind? Saudia Arabia attacks us and we invade Afghanistan. Iran poses a bigger threat yet we invade Iraq? Are we just basically throwing darts at a map here, people?